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Soviet Russia jokes
In soviet russia, toilet pee on you.

Vin Diesel Jokes
If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: “I End Lives.” There is no “I” in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a

cigarette jokes
You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do

Funny Jokes Which i found!
(1) Teacher: William, what is the outer part of a tree called? William: I don't know, sir. Teacher: Bark, boy, bark. William: Woof-woof. (2) My ex-girlfriend sent her photograph to a lonely hearts club. They sent it back saying that they weren't tha

Computer jokes!
Hello "Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?" " My right hand." " Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch." Computer helpline? Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my

A brand new joke thread for really awsome jokes
I thought it was time to start a new joke thread with only really good jokes on it. This gem seems like an excellent beginning: Owner's Manual IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICE Congratulations! You have purchased an extremely fin

Racial jokes
"African Roulette" The Foreign Minister of a small African state had opportunity to visit Russia for the very first time. There he was warmly welcomed by his Russian counterpart, who wined and dined him and generally offered him the best

Corny jokes here ;))))
The title says it all. Here mine; Anong puno ang laging okay lang? Edi, FINE tree. XD

cricket jokes
Cricket Books that wont get published Foolproof Fielding - Saurav Ganguly How to Win World Cups - BCCI Evils of Gambling - Shane Warne and Mark Waugh Diplomacy - Umpire Darrel Hair My Maiden Test Century - Courtney Walsh (only the covers

Anti Jokes
I love anti jokes, they're amazing. In a weird way. I found them here. The best ones I've heard are: Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? Spoiler:Because she got hit by a bus. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Spoiler:Because he had no

The most interesting man in the world - Jokes
If you have one, post it down here.

Irish jokes
Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet. Vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me". Paddy says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet". ------------ --------- --------- ---------

Near the knuckle?
maybe a place for those more risque jokes Have you heard? Mr Mcvittee is considering release of a new range of biscuit... They are called clitoris creams.... One taste and you will want to eat the whole box

Sterotype jokes
I personally think these are really funny though this may get me in trouble I'm doing it anyway no serous statements please these are jokes and arnt true. So have fun